Softball

Well for starters my daughter's team won their game last night beating th eonly other undefeated team in the league. This means my daughter's team is in first place all by themselves. She did not pitch in the game, but she played a mean left center actually throwing a girl out at second. She also walked twice, and scored the go ahead run.

And if that wasn't exciting enough, I scored with the umpire! I actually met her last week at a different game. She is a pretty hot softball chick with a killer body. I think I won her over when after being heckled by another guy in the crowd who kept complaining about the strike zone by constantly saying "Nice call ump" very sarcastically over and over agian, I called out "Nice ass ump". This got a nice chuckle from the crowd, and an over the schoulder sarcastic look from the ump. Once she noticed it was me she smiled and shook her head, and the next thing I knew I had her phone number in hand and a date for this weekend. Man I dig women that are athletic!

Hola

Why hello everyone. I am updating my blog because I was threatened that certain parts of my anatomy would be sacrificed to some monkey god if I didn't!

Well I have been pretty busy lately so I have been lazy in my blogging responsibilities. I have been happily doing DVD reviews the past few weeks for Static Multimedia, and it has been extremely fun not to mention my DVD collection has been growing by leaps and bounds. If anyone is interested head on over to that website. I will probably be adding a link in my, you guessed it, link section sometime soon. I am also going to be doing movie reviews for Fractal Matter. I will be doing Nacho Libre this month. I don't know if it will be used or not. That Burk is a stickler and a bit of a power drunk slave driver....Just kidding Burk!

My two older kids have started baseball and softball respectfully. Between there practices and games my social life has taken a hit, but I dont mind. I am a baseball fanatic so how could I complain. My son isn't really that interested in the sport, he merely plays to hang out with his friends. My daughter on the other hand is pretty cut throat! She is awesome, and I am proud to say a bit of a headhunter when she is pitching!!

I finally put in for my vacation. I will be taking the last couple days of July and the first week and a half of August off. I don't have any definite plans yet, but needless to say it will be full of drunken shenanigans and plenty of debauchery. I just hope I can make it through the next few weeks without flipping out and spraying some serious lead. I am just a tad on the burnt out side if you couldn't tell.

Life has been good since last I blogged. The weather has been hot, the girls have been scantily clad, and the alcohol has been ice cold! I also just picked up a new box of Romeo & Juliet Cigars which I am excited about. There is absolutely nothing like a good Cigar. Well I guess that is all for now. Hopefully this will satisfy the monkey face God so my fingernails whislt not have to be sacrificed!! Later Days people....

A Song I Like

Here is a song by Hinder that I like. It is getting a lot of radio play these days. I just saw them in concert a few days ago. They were decent if not great.

"Lips Of An Angel"

Honey why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those wordsa it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
(And I never wanna say goodbye)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why are you calling me so late