Best Store Ever!

That's right kiddies, I'm talking about Hot Topics!! Is there a more cool store in this universe? I think not!! Well anyways, I got sort of conned into going shopping yesterday. For the record, I am not a good shopper, as I tend to hate people and waiting in arbitrary lines. So anyway I sucked it up, and was a good sport and went along for the trip. Initially it pretty much sucked, until I was able to find my oasis in among the preppie and trendy little stores. ( Is khaki like the only thing people where anymore! I mean give me a fucking break. I felt like I was in the French Foreign Legion! If you could see me, I am actually shivering in disgust.) There it was shining like a beacon calling me home...the black entrance way with the slightly muffled sounds of Blink182 wafting out into otherwise lame-ass mall. I knew I was saved!! I nearly ran across the mall knocking preppies, and hair sprayed college girls out of my as I succumbed to the calling of my salvation!!

Walking through that dark tunnel like entrance is a spiritual event! The store was not quite crowded, but I knew I was back among my people. The music, the clothes, the accessories. the really cool South Park toys....I was home. The sights and sounds and aromas were almost intoxicating. I love the smell of attitude. I had been saved from the false promises of commerce by the in your face rebellion of Punk!! I of course made a few purchases so my day was not a total lost. Hot Topics.....the promised land. They also have some of the greatest T-shirts ever!! to top it all off....I scored the cashier chicks phone number!!!!!

Anyways, here is what I bought: